uttcheek

A rare but fatal disaster which mainly occurs in cases of heavy constipation, at which your colin can no longer take the severe holocaust that is beginning inside you. It needs a place to let go but it is almost as if your asshole has been sewn up, therefore not allowing any shit to come out. The only way for it to come out is from your literal asscheeks.

Elijah: Yo buddy, you alright in there?

Sean: No! My asscheeks are being torn apart!
Elijah: Oh no, don tell me it's an-
Sean: - Yes, its an uttcheek eruption up in here

by lsthotties March 20, 2016

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016

uterus cannon

Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts

"So you're the youngest of *thirteen* kids? Wow, your mom must have had a uterus cannon!"

by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016

Utah box

When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.

I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.

by polypubes October 5, 2016

utter butter

Butter from the utter

He needs some milk, and some utter butter

by HolyDuckinShip April 5, 2017

Utter-fellasis

The feeling of complete shock after hearing something stupid and barbaric

I was left in a state of Utter-fellasis after receiving a trumpkin

by Bitchface mcgillicuddi November 5, 2017

utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018