(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.
(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police
didn't show up.
2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't
get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.
(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him
from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
didn't show up.
2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't
get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.
(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him
from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
by The Irth October 16, 2014
Get the Irth Turtlemug. Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.
Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.
Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.
Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.
by Depro October 20, 2012
Get the Tickling the Turtlemug. What happens when a drunk falls into a garbage bin with the arms and legs out of the bin and the body bent double and stuck in the bin. Only fixed by falling onto your side and asking for assistance.
Al was talking to the liquor licenseing policeman when her drunk friend fell backwards into bin and created a bin turtle.
by Hernandez Chambero March 4, 2009
Get the Bin Turtlemug. by Skeezer September 13, 2003
Get the Turtle Lipsmug. A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.
Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
by Grad2000 March 24, 2011
Get the shy turtlemug. When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.
Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
Get the Frightened Turtlemug. Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.
by three1ohhh March 22, 2009
Get the turtle beachmug.