turbelsonitosis

A condition where your hears are extremly cold, the only cure is thighs of a thick thighed woman around your head

john:hey man i just got turbelsonitosis
martin:shit did ur gf take care of u with her thighs
john:yeah i spent the whole night wrapped in them

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021

turbelsonitosis

A condition where your ears get so cold you might actually go deaf and die, the only cure is the thighs of a thick legged woman around your head.

I got turbelsonitosis man
shit are u taking care of it
yeah i got this goth chick whose thighs i sleep in

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021

turbolinskii

The greatest nickname ever to be given to a man. Turbolinskii is a hero to all mankind. Chuck Norris wears Turbolinskii pajamas.. There is no name that has ever come close to being as cool, amazing or majestic. One legend by the name of Jared has been given this most awesome nickname. Jareds "Turbolinskiis" most gorgeous fiance Rosie "Pickles" gave him this name for pulling into a parking lot too fast and it stuck for all eternity.

There's 3rd place there's 2nd place but nothing compares to what place Turbolinskii came in 1ST PLACE

by TURBOLINSKII March 4, 2021

Turbulence

A rocky ride in bed

Rice capoon had a bit of turbulence on the flight

by Charizard rockyride12345678920 March 17, 2021

Turbo

Turbo is God. He is the best and fastest snail ever. Change my mind. Go ahead. Try.

guy: "whoa that snail are fast..."
other guy: "Yes is Turbo he is fast."
*eye of the tiger begins to play*
guy: "OH MY GOD IT'S A SIGN FROM THE SAVIOR"

by mxshroomguts March 19, 2021

Turbumbulence

The sudden drop in pressure when one releases gas from one's rear quarter. A Fart. A Pump. The smellier the better.

A mix of Turbo and Turbulence. Turbumbulence.

I had awful turbumbulence this morning, it must have been that steak I ate last night.

by Dave Sabre March 28, 2021

Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 1, 2021