Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

tuggai

native american slang for "dirty dick"

native 1: Hey moonyow
native 2: I'm not a moonyow tuggai, square up.

by native_kiid July 21, 2016

Tuggy McTuggerson

Tuggy McTuggerson is a game played when you were junior. Usually played with an uncle or a teacher, Tuggy McTuggerson is where you toss your sausage, whoever milks first wins.

"Hey man, you fancy a game of Tuggy McTuggerson behind the school shed?

by Rael Moat May 13, 2016

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Tugboat

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.

Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat

by Jazzknife January 21, 2017

tuggling

When a panda and a tiger cuddle

Thats cute how they are tuggling!

by Nac_16 February 19, 2017

Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017