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Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022
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Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.
by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022
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the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016
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man i nigga burnt my toast

when u burn your toast so bad its burnt like a nigga cause there black and such
by matt "the BALLA" craig November 9, 2008
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Toaster

Toaster: noun (plural Toasters) An ethnic slur denoting a Cylon, usually a Centurion, as they resemble 'walking chrome toasters' but can also applied to any other kind of Cylon.
"Fraking Toaster!"
by cyx1105hGr1a August 5, 2008
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toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.
Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."
by BallerinaLuver69 October 6, 2009
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Arabian French Toast

whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose
by qwertyuiopl September 8, 2009
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