tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent

a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!

by Emily H L August 26, 2010

tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

tool

by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017

Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot

Tool is an awesome band

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Tool

a Person who is not brainwashed by the media and believes in Facts over feelings

you sound like a tool saying "china virus"

by unit623 January 28, 2021

Tools

Yeah, dipshit, that's what I meant when I said you people are literally who the demons from Frieren are based on.

Hym "And you clearly haven't watched it yet because the basic philosophy of the show is that people for whom words are nothing more than tools need to be killed without remorse! Which is why I'm going to saw your head off! You and Stephen!"

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.

‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’

by PAtredes November 7, 2023