Elite Tool 

A student who goes to a top college on a scholarship who is mean to his friends and girls. They are usually power hungry & not funny. They aspire to work in finance or consulting. They describe themselves are self-motivated, hardworking, communicate, and problem solvers. Sometimes they do have these qualities, but they use it to shit on their friends.

They usually have four letter names – like Zack, Brad, or Eric.

Eric is an elite tool.

Elite Tool by :)LOL(: May 3, 2019

Vagina tool 

When a women shoves something up there vagina

I shoved my vagina tool up my vagina

Vagina tool by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

surprise tool by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

Oh tool 

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

Oh tool by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020

BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.

HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL

BMW TOOL by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 7, 2022

park tool 

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

park tool by Forumyoung June 15, 2022

Smartest Tool in the Shed 

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

Smartest Tool in the Shed by Gmannetje June 27, 2022