Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

tiltawhirl

When a girl sits on your penis and proceeds to spin

My girlfriend would sit on my junk and do a tiltawhirl.

by Scrapdawg April 28, 2009

Tilt-A-Swirl

This is a sexual position. It takes place in a public restroom stall, usually at a bar, or crowded restaurant. The man tilts the woman in the direction of the toilet bowl. Upon insertion, a thrust and tilt downward will result in the woman's head being inside the toilet. The man then flushes the toilet while continuing sex, giving the woman a swirly. This act continues for as long as required to instill shame into the woman, who must go back out into public with her hair drenched, or until the man in finished.

I saw this chick at the bar come out of the bathroom with soaked hair. She definitely got a Tilt-A-Swirl.

by Swi1rl13 February 14, 2012

Toilet

-A stealthy way to describe a scrumptious female backside.

"dude check out that toilet!"
"wow dude, greatest toilet ever, its huuuge!"

by buttmaster56565656 November 4, 2009

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.

what do you think about a unisex toilet?

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009