when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 01, 2011
by izzybobelly February 14, 2021
by karnowski snr December 28, 2023
You are not Gojo’s wife.
by Gojo’swife December 07, 2023
I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...
by Richard Stratton August 17, 2015
when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is
me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)
by I'mHim August 29, 2023
banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master January 26, 2016