beach one

A turd that gets stuck on the dry part of the toilet bowl.

Mike: Why were you flushing so much? Did you just beach one?

by ghost towne July 3, 2021

A Classy One

The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.

"I love 69, but I would really like a classy one."
"Give me a classy one under my desk"

by Thecatlady September 13, 2013

one burner

man who is faithful to one woman

Jeffs friends are all players but he's a one burner

by dreskul April 13, 2012

On the ones and zeros

Digital DJ or technician description. Ones and zeros is how digital information is stored.

DJ Drop-bomb is on the ones and zeros.

by Bay Area Beekeeper March 24, 2011

twisty ones

the ones that twist

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?

by good of words November 12, 2018

Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018

One-Shot

1. A fanfiction term, which means the fic is one chapter long.
2. A one-hit, which basically means that something kills you in one attack in video games.
3. A game by Eliza Velasquez about a kid named Niko who attempts to screw a lightbulb into a tower and save the world.

1. One-shot fanfics are okay, at best.
2. GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT FUCK THIS BOSS, HE'S GOT A ONE-SHOT ATTACK
3. You only have one shot, Niko.

by Verdigris June 15, 2018