santa

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santa is not real

by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020

Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.

Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012

Santa

The man born of a satanic ritual to haunt adults and please children. First off to start the madness of this "creature", he is insanely fat and doesn't have diabetes. Second, he gets stuck in chimney's bigger than him. Last, he sneaks into your house, knows when you sleeping and awake, so he basically knows everything about every human in the history of the world.

Santa: *gets summoned out of pentagram* time to "investigate the humans

Little child: I PROMISE TO BE GOOD THIS YEAR SO I CAN GET A SINGULAR HOTWEEL

Parents: he wishes Santa was real.

Santa: *breaks window and lands on floor*

Obnoxiously Loud Child: YOUR REAL???? GIVE ME EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Santa: I am going home now. *gives child a string and some shotgun shells*

Child: BEST. GIFT. EVER!!!

by Sir.Person July 18, 2020

Santa Sack

When you use your penis to tug out a girls tampon then have sex while the blood stained tampon paints your nut sack red.

Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".

by Crusher042 March 15, 2025

Raspy Santa

Getting punched in the sack, ouch! The screams of terror.

Did you hear the neighbours, Raspy Santa is back in town.

by Shamus172 November 7, 2025

Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024