Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.

Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?

by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024

Santa

n. In reference to a form of nicotine, typically a disposable vape. Derived from "St. Nicholas" as a word play on "nicotine".

Person 1: Is Santa coming today to give me a present?
Person 2: Stop feinding bruh, I only got a few puffs left.
Person 1: Surely? Mad invite

by qbriel March 30, 2025

Santa Inc.

Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.

It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.

Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..

Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?

Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..

by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025

Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024

Santa Clarita

A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and in recent years, now more crime infested. This used to be a safe city known for the amusement park, Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after the Covid pandemic. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse in terms of different races and culture, which is one of the few positive traits of this city. This city needs to bring more interesting restaurants and add some new cool entertaining bars/clubs to attract some hot bitches. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class/middle class blue collar white people. Mostly garbage white people. These white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Meaning they are the certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Not really anything to be, “hyped” up about since Karen’s are trashy white women who aren’t the good looking type of girls. Most of them are bland AF that don’t make you want to glance a second time. It’s a shame because there used to be better looking girls here. Now, they might’ve moved out due to college or career.

Santa Clarita. A boring city that used to have some potential to be more exciting when they started bringing new cool restaurants and music venues/clubs but now got worse after 2019/2020. Infested with more low life people and trailer trash people who give off the vibes of being cringey and sketchy. The people living
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.

by DrCumtastic February 11, 2024

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in gasoline.

Last night Ryan and Jayla did a Santa scye while we were hanging out in McDonald’s

by scyescrazyassworld February 23, 2024