Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk

let's drank at that table

by Slurp juice November 28, 2018

Tabley

A tablet only better

"I do Duolingo on my Tabley" -Eñizabeth Brodersen

by mwahahahahahahahah December 2, 2018

tableslayer

Someone who is involved in the violent destruction of a table

“ Do you see that guy over there, I heard he broke someone's table, he’s a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 20, 2019

tabbouleh aal foron

a way to talk in a weird cringy arab way

Someone:tabbouleh aal foron
His/Her friend:LMAO

by tabbouleh boy February 21, 2019

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019

TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

by Kcls April 8, 2019