Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

Beef Stick

An extremely foul, nauseating creature whose smell closely resembles a beef stick.

Damn, Ally sure was smelling like a beef stick today!

by ph.a.l.p.k.g.z November 9, 2018

Shit on a stick

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.

"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"

by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

dead man on a stick

what the crucifix means to non-christians.

mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?

by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

sticky dragon

When a woman is going down on a man, right before he ejaculates he pushes down on the back of her head (or punches her in the back of the head) causing he to choke and cough thus shooting the semen out her nose. Like a dragon shooting flames or ice of it's nose.
See, Ice dragon or white dragon

"What's a Sticky dragon?"
"This Bitch!"
squirt Gag Splat

by Esquigo August 19, 2006

Lip Stick

On large car rims it is the portion of the inside of the wheel that is painted usually to match the cars paint job.

T: yo.. check out that green 64'

V: ahhh tight, its even gots da lip stick on the rims!!

by T.J. Dubz May 29, 2008

Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005