Status Jump

Verb: When there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.

Muhammed: I'm so depressed

*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.

by Elluu February 25, 2011

status quote

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.

John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.

by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011

Stahling

To perform any action with an extreme amount of swag, to walk with a mean swag lean, to do anything using swag to complete the action

That kid is the man (stahling) (hard) with a (chewski) in.

by cohn Jampbell March 11, 2013

stanush

A pile of severed baby hands, typically of the Caucasian race.

I came home from work to see a stanush package at my front door! My, what a surprise!

by Yeeto Burrito January 20, 2018

c-status

1. pertains to being like a beast at the current moment.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.

Man Tyronne's fashion sense is so c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.

by jacquand July 21, 2008

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

daddy status

1.legit.
2.awesome; sick

Recently used in JTHS by random girls basketball players all around. This pharse is legit and very universal so use it whenever, wherever.

"YO YO YO THAT SHIT IS DADDY STATUS YO!"
"That top is daddy status, can i borrow it sometime??"

by oga winters January 17, 2009