spider web

To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.

i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!

by LisaSusan September 9, 2006

Spider

A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.

Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.

by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008

spider bro

A bro (friend) that does a favor for you without asking.

Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.

John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.

Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and

returned your movies!

John: Thanks alot spider bro!

by magana91 July 19, 2011

Spider-X

A badass HALO 2 player

Dude, you just got owned by Spider-X!

by Sam January 30, 2005

Butt Spider

A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.

Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.

by Bumblebug August 10, 2006

Spifey

Cool; Slick; Retro; Sweet; Hip.
In reference to a person or object.

"Wow, that move was spifey!"

"You only wish you were as spifey as me."

"Damn girl, you spifey!"

by Christine Malley April 4, 2008

spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

by splatterslatz June 18, 2007