smarse

an island in the philipeans in the shape of start

would you like to take our 3 day questionare on the island of smarse

smarse is god

by marse in yarse March 11, 2009

smash

Loose change, from the sound of the coins jingling in your pocket. Scottish. Features in the Nintendo game "Smash In My Pocket", a Nintendo iPhone money chasing game, exclusive to Europe and Australia.

Quit jinglin your smash.

by Wheech McGee August 13, 2016

Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012

super smash bros

The act of gangbanging a woman

Oh man, did you see that video? They were playing super smash bros on that hoe!

by Steve_massart January 1, 2008

SlapShot

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.

Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!

by ZStan June 14, 2010

Smash Asem

Some stupid morons decided to wreck havoc in downtown Helsinki in August 2006 ... These so called "anarkists" got their asses whipped by the police before anything even got started...

The downside was that alongside with the anarkists the police jailed a lot of innocent bypassers and other unsuspecting people; For example journalists and non-anarkist demonstrators...

Guy1: It sure was a good thang that the police caught those anarkists who were trying to "smash asem" in their "Smash Asem gathering..."

Guy2: Oh do shut up... They caught me too... My ass is still sore from that night... *Cries*

by Johnny P. Good October 16, 2006

Slaps

Said when someone does something stupid or wrong, sometimes accompanied by slapping on the top of hands. Can be negated by saying "no slaps" before someone else says it.

Bob-"Man, this is a good pizza cake..I mean piece of cake"
Jim-"Slaps! ahahaha"
Bob-"..."
Alternate example:
Bob-"Man, this is a good pizza cake..I mean piece of cake, no slaps."

by that1dudeeeeeeee April 8, 2011