slowball

snorting a mixture of crushed oxycontin (time release coating peeled off) and cocaine

for the time being, slowballing is the closest i'll allow myself to get to speedballing (mixing heroine and cocaine).

by Richard M May 20, 2006

Slowski

A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.

"Come on Slowski! Put the xbox controller down!"

by cheetohater February 4, 2010

Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

To slowly sell out or change.

Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo.

by Don Johnson April 7, 2005

slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags

DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

slowity

an act done at a slow pace

The slowity of the girl caused long waiting lines at the Driver Examination Centre

by krystle dl July 19, 2006

Slowbody

A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.

I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009