When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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The act of shaming someone for being a sub or acting subby, outside of a sexual context. Typically used by close friends.
Sub: "I wish I was shorter, for reasons."
Friend: (Disappointed) "Yeah, I know"
Sub: "Don't Sub Shame me."
Friend: "I'LL SUB SHAME YOU FOR USING THE TERM 'SUB SHAME'"
Friend: (Disappointed) "Yeah, I know"
Sub: "Don't Sub Shame me."
Friend: "I'LL SUB SHAME YOU FOR USING THE TERM 'SUB SHAME'"
by Sarin_Nox February 11, 2024
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The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,
She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024
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Osama Bin Ladin, Caucasian man with billionaire parents and a college education, flew airplanes into World Trade Towers in the USA.
Omar Mateen, Caucasian man with millionaire parents who fled Afghanistan and own a TV station in Florida, shot up a nightclub. Caucasians with billionaire parents from Bangladesh bombed a luxury hotel in Sri Lanka; Sri Lankan government had the Caucasian Provelege to label them as "Middle class", Evan though one of them owns a factory.
My colonizer? Caucasian man with billionaire parents; makes it his life goal to rape, colonize, culturally appropriate and be racist to an under -priveleged girl of color (who also happens to be the only Native American girl to ever have existed) AND insist that he is the victim.
Free Palestine? Over-privileged Caucasians with billionaire parents using Daddy's billions to launch military-grade weapons at Israel, Roman ruins in the background.
Taj Mahal in the background of slums in India.
No accomplishments other than pointedly refusing to work, attempting to convince under-privelehed girls of color that Caucasians aren't Caucasian, and showing the ugliness of Caucasians.
Osama Bin Ladin, Caucasian man with billionaire parents and a college education, flew airplanes into World Trade Towers in the USA.
Omar Mateen, Caucasian man with millionaire parents who fled Afghanistan and own a TV station in Florida, shot up a nightclub. Caucasians with billionaire parents from Bangladesh bombed a luxury hotel in Sri Lanka; Sri Lankan government had the Caucasian Provelege to label them as "Middle class", Evan though one of them owns a factory.
My colonizer? Caucasian man with billionaire parents; makes it his life goal to rape, colonize, culturally appropriate and be racist to an under -priveleged girl of color (who also happens to be the only Native American girl to ever have existed) AND insist that he is the victim.
Free Palestine? Over-privileged Caucasians with billionaire parents using Daddy's billions to launch military-grade weapons at Israel, Roman ruins in the background.
Taj Mahal in the background of slums in India.
No accomplishments other than pointedly refusing to work, attempting to convince under-privelehed girls of color that Caucasians aren't Caucasian, and showing the ugliness of Caucasians.
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Get the Stebo-Shame mug.An action preformed by two people involved in an especially heinous sexual act, such as being the "gay pair" in a threesome (i.e. two girls , one guy). One of the participants holds the other in a sideways "T" position and walks the route home exposed.
"Dude, the best part is I got them to do a Wheelbarrow of Shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule."
by Chaz McFeeley October 6, 2009
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