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Kidney Shot 

A punch to the kidney by a silent assassin who sneaks up behind the unsuspecting victim.

Depending on the severity of the attack, the victim of the kidney shot may experience lingering pain an extended period of time.

The assault usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery.
"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then let’s go soccor ball."
Kidney Shot by The real C Murder November 14, 2006
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sack shot 

Also spelled "sac shot." The act of opening the fly of the pants, pulling out the nuts (leaving the soldier in the barracks), and letting 'em hang. Then approaching a seated colleague (preferably one who is preoccupied with something), positioning the protrusions directly at eye level, and asking them a question.

When they look up and see the testicle festival staring back at them, you got yourself a sack shot!
The guys on the football team would always give each other sack shots, until they found out a couple of them were enjoying them a little more than the rest.
sack shot by Dan-O-Mite! September 3, 2005

blop shot 

a term in call of duty in which you find yourself in a gun battle against a second chance bitch. When you should've killed him, he falls into 2nd chance and kills you with his primary instead of a pistol. WTF? 402THUNDER402 invented the term to vent his frustration on the broken perk, second chance.
Player #1: (shoots to kill second chance wookie) Got ya bitch!

Player #2: (falls to second chance and kills player #1 with primary) trololololololol

Player #3: BLOP SHOT PRO WTF (instant rage quit)
blop shot by Kevin1334 July 23, 2011

Musket Shot 

Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.
Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"

quim shot 

the ability to fire certain vagine discharge into great blobs, temporarily blinding said male in the game of quim shot
wow, thats a great one duck, your QUIM SHOT got me reet int ring sausage.
quim shot by redquim October 17, 2008

Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
Balcony Shot by SillyDilly June 16, 2010