Skip to main content

Lana = short

lana is a midget that hasnt grown since she was 7
Lana is suuuper short, I hope my kids dont grow up to be her height.
Lana = short (quick maths)
by Lana is so short November 16, 2021
mugGet the Lana = short mug.

strawberry short cake

a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.
jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers
by klater September 21, 2011
mugGet the strawberry short cake mug.

Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!
by 514funny October 14, 2008
mugGet the Eat My Shorts mug.

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.
Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.
by jessie blum May 12, 2008
mugGet the nut-cut shorts mug.

short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."
by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019
mugGet the short a couple chromosomes mug.

Kate (The short one)

The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd
I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)
by Me-Hop December 10, 2019
mugGet the Kate (The short one) mug.

Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.
Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton
by Colin33448 November 22, 2017
mugGet the Short bus deligaton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email