Waddle of Shame

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023

Shroud of shame

A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.

Erica always wears a shroud of shame when she pees off of the pontoon.

by Kassethanon July 3, 2023

Shaming

Right and now you got me in a postion where I'm by-proxy shaming repressed Christian girls for liking sex...

Hym "I mean, fuck me! And not literally but like... You know what I mean! I'm not one for shaming people but shame on you for making me shame you!"

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Costco shame

The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.

The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.

She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,

She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.

by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024

game shaming

when you bully someone for wat video games they play. usually directed to people who play knockoff games like 1v1.lol or stumble guys

someone: yo i play stumble guys because its cool
someone 2: stfu nigger nobody likes you
someone: im not even black :( stop game shaming

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs April 15, 2024

Vacation shaming

Discriminating against time off of work when actively doing just that.

When your co-worker constantly jet sets to his vacation house in Florida but engages in “vacation shaming” to get you back in to work instead of spending time with your grandma.

by Johnny boi blurp April 17, 2024

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024