Sassism

The philosophical school of rejecting everything with a little bit of attitude.

Applied Sassism

Bella: I married Edward yesterday.

Jacob: Boy, Oh no you didn't! He's my man! (hip swaying and finger wagging)

by Fangtastic March 30, 2010

Sassafire

Used to describe a person who has an attitude that is sassy and snappy. Usually it is because the person remarks in an unexpected way; It is part of their personality.

person 1: "So how was your day today? You look kind of tired."
person 2: "Get away from me your annoying!"
person 1: "Okay...Geez I was just asking how you're doing... That's some serious sassafire man!"

by Mtnadventures April 1, 2010

Sassydonkey

1. Is a teasing ugly bitch that blue balls every guy she meets

2. An obese mouthy whore who only fucks with guys on one night stands and never gets off them off.

3. A sarcastic jackass that is sexually inadequate.

I heard she is a Sassydonkey. You will leave with a disease and a miserable.

by Playsback July 19, 2010

sassportunity

Any given opportunity to sass

I never miss a sassportunity

by Krizole September 8, 2010

Sassy Piece

An absolute fitty that you want to drag down the nearest dark alley and have your way with.

Hey you see that sassy piece??

Yeh what an absolute piece of sass!

by Sassier than you September 14, 2010

sassrettes

a condition characterized by uncontrollable sass

girl 1: no need to be so sassy!
girl 2: sorry, it's my sassrettes

by MrsSassyPantss October 12, 2010

sassysweet

one's ability to be sassy and sweet at the same time, such as when one desires to be playful in communication--verbal or action--yet also convey a point of view which they strongly support; most importantly when one desires to communicate in a sassysweet manner one is playful, and also desires to get thier point across without hurting another's feelings.

Her tone of voice and demeanor was sassysweet.

by platogal November 25, 2010