Robert Pattinson

An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.

Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3

by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009

Robert Pattinson

1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role

Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?

by chuddlewinks July 9, 2010

Roberto

A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.

"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".

by Nantucket Tuck October 20, 2009

rubern

a spy hired by the government to get along with the people of the community he belongs to

I guess he wants to hang out with us because he is a rubern

by raanjhana2 October 13, 2013

robertish

A language spoken by a true retard, that cannot be accomplished unless you are missing chromosomes. Only can be translated by a genuine and native Indian.

“Damn is he speaking in Robertish? I wish I can do that.”

by OOALEA18 February 25, 2018

Robert

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018

Robert

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy

guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert

by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018