Fried rice

A gay orgy of Asian men in a sauna

Did he really get all up in that fried rice last night?

by Wangwapper August 13, 2018

rice rocket

An ebarassment to automobiles worldwide. Why somone would feel it necessary to put money and time in modifying a Japanese car in hopes that it could keep up with REAL sports cars is beyond my comprehesion. Here's an idea- save your fucking money and buy a real car assholes.

I pulled up next to a rice rocket on my ride on lawn mower at a traffic light. The giant "CIVIC" and japanese symbol stickers blinded the rice boy's view as I continued to burn his ass.

by zimzimma July 18, 2003

condeleeza rice

A token "negro bee'hatch", designed to appease black and other non white voters into supporting a racist, bigoted, quasi theocratic oligarch party. Dumb enough to trot out propaganda for the wankers she works for, and too dumb to make the connection that having a huge lumbering graceless oil tanker named after you is actually quite an insult for most bitches.

can i shine your shoes monkey boss?

by wideawakeclub February 19, 2004

shrimp fried rice

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

rice wing

A very large spoiler mounted to the trunk/hatch of a rice rocket. Such wings are commonly furnished due to the insufficient size of the so called riceboys penis. Rice wings are occasionally positioned upside down in an attempt to be original, however achieving the status of ignoramus.

Materials most often used are fiberglass or aluminum. Virtually any form or material will have a negative result on most all rice rockets.

That stupid rice boy's rice wing flew off and hit that old lady on the side walk.

by Mike May 23, 2003

rice thief

someone or something that steals all your rice

Hey Tom you catch that rice thief yet?

by Asianboy9999999 February 21, 2018

rice car

A term that Americans use to describe Superior performance asian cars out of jealousy. These cars are products of Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Lexus, and Acura. Jealousy comes from the superior looks, engine, reliabilty, street cred, luxury in which American cars are clearly inferior to. These cars are driven by any class of people. Some of these cars may be heavily modified for looks, performanace, or both.

Friend: How did you do?
Driver: Ha. My RSX smoked his Cobra peice of...
Angry owner of Ford Cobra: Stupid rice car.

by HHHman April 15, 2008