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Harry Potter

The most wonderful movies and books ever written. They are not to be compared to Narnia, Twilight, or Lord of the Rings. It surpasses all other literature. It's quite common to be an inside joke. The symbol is a lightning bolt, not to be confused with Lady Gaga. Harry Potter is my life.
Why are you still reading this? Go read Harry Potter.
by harrypotterslover April 19, 2010
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A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.
Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."
by Willow November 4, 2004
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the single best fiction character in the entire world.
Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is?

Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.
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Potter

A legend amongst the ranks of underground cool youth groups, a racist and fat he likes to dwell upon the homosexual scene. Lives and thrives for joburn a equal legend.
Fag: hey i heard potter is one of us?
Guy: Get bent fag potter is way too racist, dicklips.
by Kyle woods October 17, 2006
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Punter

The male genitalia. ie a penis, a knob, a dick, a willy, a "meat and two veg", a "the long danlgy bit above yer baws" and a wally.
1) *A young woman rubs her clitoris whilst being filmed on someones mobile phone* "Davie get yer punter oot!"

2) "Get yer punter in this munter."

3) "A punter a day keeps the munters away."

Also

4)"Let's make love, get your punter in my vagina"
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Harry Potter

An unfortunate hero who swallows golden balls, is prone to getting chronic head pains, and must not tell lies. Commonly referred to as the "Boy Who Lived", for he survived the killing curse. Nemesis of Lord Voldemort, and raised in a abusive muggle family until he was 11. A great book series written by J.K. Rowling, containing 7 novels.
Hermione: You should tell Dumbledore about those head pains

Harry Potter: Nah, I get them all the time.
by WordNerd007 July 7, 2010
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Kids books. Phenomenally successful kids books.
"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."
by Going to get yelled at for this December 12, 2008
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