postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.

The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

pubeless

1) to be lacking masculinity and the pubic hair associated with it

2) an attitude of intense annoyance due to the inability to attain pubic hair (along with all that is encompassed with the essence of possessing pubic hair) by the proper age

The symptoms of shrill voice, false toughness, overly cocky attitude are usually present

"Pubelessness" is oftened associated with the phenomenen of "needs to be"; where the publess kids "need to be" molested and harassed in the overly optimistic hope that this molestation might quicken their journey into manhood.

It's so funny how those pubeless skater kids think they are tough, even though a anyone could kick all 5 of their asses at the same time.

by BassDrumMan April 24, 2005

pube face

the scraggly half-ass beard of a man with curly wiry hair

dude she really likes you... but you've gotta lose the pube face you got goin there

by Allah Ragbar March 2, 2008

Super Puberty

The process of undergoing puberty, but the genetic structure is tampered with to produce a voice so low that a female won't find you attractive at all. This also follows with other simptoms, such as excessive pubic hair growth, increased penis size, and even the growth of a mangina.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to George?"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He went to the doctor, and he told him he had super puberty."

by Lawlzorz0987654321 December 18, 2010

pubes

The hair that grows around the genitals. They are more thick and coarse than the hair that grows on your head or any other parts of your body you can name.

Men and women sometimes prefer to shave their pubes.

by MarigoldP December 22, 2010

go public

(imperative)any number of lewd or obscene acts such as masturbation, exhibitionism or sexual activties performed in public spaces, such as parks, grocery stores, libraries, etc.

e.g., Damn, John, you hung like a motherfucker, you should go public with that shit.
(past) John was arrested for jerking off in the bus stop. He went public with it.

by Roland_07 August 26, 2007