back pocket

to keep a crush/potential crush in mind for later on when you need a date.

if things don't work out with bob, well, I've always got bill in my back pocket.

also: man, I've had bill back pocketed for years! I cant beleive we finally went out!

or: you can't trust margo, she's always got at least four dudes back pocketed.

by shilojean May 19, 2006

Poke It

A polite way of saying Fuck off.

"Are you coming to the cinema?"
"Nah, Poke it."

by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005

Pocket Pull

when you reach in your pocket and scratch your balls witout any one noticing

rynes balls itched so bad that he did a pocket pull in english today

by ryne shaw November 9, 2007

pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

Snot pocket

A lady's genitalia.

She had a right runny snot pocket- and her manky hanky was hanging out.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Michigan Lean Pocket

The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.

Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members

by Richie Crow April 11, 2010

soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch

i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke

by Pervartistry rocks May 13, 2005