Slab of pleasure meat

When one pulls loose testicle skin up and wraps it around the penis shaft and then you go down on the entire lot with your mouth while propping it up with one hand

She took the entire slab of pleasure meat inside her mouth

by Moomah September 14, 2019

pleasure

when a man sticks his penis in a girls butt and they have fun

guy:hey u wanna pleasure??
girl:yeah man!!

by T**** January 16, 2007

Bitch please

To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy

Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please

Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please

by swgmaster97 March 19, 2012

Please and Thank You

Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.

"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.

by MaggieG February 27, 2017

please

Used in polite requests, often after being rejected.

Stop being such an ass and fucking be nice and shit, please?

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

Oscar Meyer Pleaser

A flaming homosexual that just loves to suck rugged manly cock until it is chafed into what looks like a fully cooked oscar meyer weiner.

Oh jeez, that guy I met last night really sucked me off hardcore, he is such a good little Oscar Meyer Pleaser.

by Thinkie Tankie October 7, 2006

Pessi

Overrated Penalty Merchant from Argentina overhyped my stans, goes missing in big games like Madrid and doesn't know what to do if there is no penalty in the game

'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen

by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021