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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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Period

It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.
“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband
by anonymous January 4, 2024
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Period

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Alicia is on her period.

She jumped on it.
by DarkNinja89348473497 June 6, 2022
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Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period
i had a really bad "Man Period" last night
by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022
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Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021
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Period

a thing that happens once a month for girls and blood leaks out of their vagina
O NO i got my period
by Bob su November 25, 2019
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period snuggle

Caitlin is the best period snuggler on earth
by K8crouth November 11, 2018
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