Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Parmesan

The secret to eternal life.

"Man, trying to finish this quiz is like trying to get parmesan."

by DolphinJizz December 17, 2019

parker mcrobbie

a mother fuckin got also called parkObilly gets ladies and likes trump

i with i could be like parker mcrobbie

by jimmy stone December 21, 2019

Parker Watson

A new cus word that’s worse than f***k, cuz we all know Parker Watson is the worst person/name so when your mad at someone next call them a Parker Watson .
Synonyms are Aniya Webb

“ why did you do that you dumb bitch”

“Shut up Parker Watson”

by Ummyum07 December 21, 2019

Parker

A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid

That parKer

by Penis makeer December 23, 2019

Parker

Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.

Girl: look it’s Parker

Me: well he’s not what you think, he more fun in the bed type.

by Ella wilbanks December 28, 2019

Parker

A Parker is a a rude, arrogant , and a perverthe will try to be manipulating and will try to control you and has a way to high of an ego and will most likely commit a crime.

Person 1: Hey do you know who that is.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.

by One out of billions of humans December 31, 2019