painal

The act of a penis or suitable proxy being delivered to the anus with such vigor as to cause immense pain.

Max and Luke decided that the only way to properly end their boys' night out was with an intimate bout of painal.

by Joe_Not-so-cool April 21, 2014

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

paintist

a painter. also known as someone who paints.

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!

by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.

My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.

by Caretaker55 June 4, 2010

Paine

One of the main three characters of Final Fantasy X-2 (the only FF game that picked up from another in the series). She was one of the original Crimson Squad members with Baralai, Nooj, and Gippal before the Gullwings. Hides most of her past throughout the game. Has a tough personality.
Also portrayed as a fairy-like creature in Kingdom Hearts 2.

Riku: Think we need a password?
Paine(facing the enemy): How about kick...its...***.

by lishenlong61 June 13, 2006

Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.

" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "

by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009