Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.

Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.

by sarboo3 November 1, 2011

Pirate Teeth

Corn kernals stuck in your shit looking like rotting yellow pirate teeth.

Ate a lot of corn last night and just took a dump, looked like a mouth full of pirate teeth.

by Meatamus September 5, 2012

Pirate

Pirate's became Pirates mostly for treasure. That's not all though; they also became pirates for adventures, to see the world, and freedom. The freedom to be able to do anything they want. They are laid-back and cool-headed. Every now and then there will be a few short temper pirates. Most Pirates were out casts, orphans or strange compared to the normal people. Pirates would do more then just the stories, some pirates would help others in any means necessary. Their crew were their family, their friends; who they would have drinks with and gamble. Not all pirates were bad, but the ones who were ruined the others good reputation making them villians as well. Every pirate had his own ambition.

Pirate: "Hey captain! Come join us for a drink!"
Captain: "Hahaha! Bet i can drink more!"
Pirate: "Your on."

by Raijuu Yaku February 11, 2015

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

Pirates

A product of imitation. A replica.

Yo Chris got the Jordan 24's before anyone else!

Nah son, they didn't even come out yet. He got pirates. fake cheap bootleg

by Rappers delight October 19, 2015

pirate dip

When you fuck a girl who's on her period.

Guy one: hey man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy two: nah bro she was was on the rag.

Guy one: bro go for the pirate dip. Just cause it's red don't mean you can't hit it.

by Thescholarlyscholar April 6, 2016

Pirate

Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.

Pirates still exist in the 21st century. Honest!

by MTSBadBoys May 26, 2017