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Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.
"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."
by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010
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Paperwalker

Someone who is certified crazy and not in a asylum.
I can't believe Lindsey isn't locked up because she is a total paperwalker.
by Irene Weez September 2, 2010
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paper kindle

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.
by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010
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Papa's Fish and Chips

a term that refers to a garden variety homosexual.
Is there a Papa's Fish and Chips bar anywhere? I need some lovin'
by foxxyz November 7, 2011
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Papa Tom

The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.

Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.

Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
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papaya and sprite

Nectar of the 1 per centers

A common beverage consumed by country club kids
Boy- I'd like a papaya and Sprite and charge it to my chit
by Leelee843 September 8, 2016
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Papui

Pap-ooh-ee
When you sneeze and shit your pants at the same time. When you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at coinciding times.
Left work early to go home so I could change my pants after I did a surprise Papui.
by NoLongerStevesMcQueen! November 17, 2016
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