Definitions by NoLongerStevesMcQueen!

Papui 

Pap-ooh-ee
When you sneeze and shit your pants at the same time. When you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at coinciding times.

Left work early to go home so I could change my pants after I did a surprise Papui.

Papui by NoLongerStevesMcQueen! November 17, 2016

Papui 

Pap-ooh-ee
When you sneeze and shit your pants at the same time. When you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at the same time.

I had to leave work early so I could change my pants after I did an accidental Papui.

Papui by NoLongerStevesMcQueen! November 17, 2016

Fly-by 

When an person/animal is lying down & you run up to them, fart on their head, & leave the room.

"You should have seen the look on my cats face when I did a fly-by on him last night! He now twitches & I'm waiting for his left eyebrow to grow back! Priceless!"

"Dude, I did a fly-by on my mom yesterday! She didn't find it as funny as I did. Anyways, I can't come over, I'm grounded!"

Lassie: "Woof woof woof Timmy, woof woof fly-by woof, Fluffy, woof woof woof!"

Fly-by by NoLongerStevesMcQueen! October 20, 2014