numology

The study of Num. It is a complex system of arithmetic operations associated with specific vocal inflections. All laws of mathematics apply in their fullest and most correct application.

Numology is used to provide a scientific means of communicating emotion, especially among developing homo sapiens of the north american origin.

1. NUM + NUM = NUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

2. NUM - NUM = (silence) NONUM

3. NUM x NUM = NUMMMMMMMM..squared.

4. NUM / NUM = 1

.. this is numology

by Dr. RGJTJPED February 28, 2010

Numwhat

An insult that is thrown when you've nothing better to say. May also be defined as "Levee"

Meagan: ur such a numwhat!!!

Everyone else in the world: what the hell is a numwhat?!

Meagan: levee, duh

by a cool gal April 7, 2010

Numbton

A person who is stupid, acting stupid, or says something that is completely wrong. Likely derived from"numb" which was derived from "numbskull".

"Way to go numbton!" (After someone fucks something up)

Or

"I told you that you were wrong... Numbton!"

by Zeroturn December 17, 2013

numerlexia

Confusing numbers for letters and then getting the letter part backwards. That's the lexia part.

That dude who came up with the title, "Numb3rs" had some serious numerlexia.

by Wordsaredum December 9, 2014

Numbified

The feeling of being numb everywhere .
( Brain , body , etc . . . )

Bro , I am so numbified right now .

by IDKXD March 22, 2017

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018

nump

the dude that sings the nutshack's theme (dead meme)

nump: it's the nutshack!
i got grapes, whatcha watching son?

by FlashlightMemelord March 3, 2018