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Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist
Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo
by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019
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Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie
by Jason carlo October 15, 2019
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Johnny

Johnny is a slang term for a totally awesome, handsome, sexy and a very intelligent human being (most likely man).
Damn, you're such a Johnny today!
by Such a Johnny September 14, 2017
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Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
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johnny orlando

Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
“Omg, johnny Orlando is on tour, I have to go see him!”
by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017
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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.
"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."
by Helenestro April 13, 2017
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