morning wood

Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.

he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.

by phuckphuck September 23, 2010

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

Morningside blindshot

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town

Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

by dikkietee October 9, 2008

Morning erosion

The act in when you wake up in the morning, and you suddenly ejaculate in your pants.

Guy1- dude whats wrong?
Guy2- i morning erosioned.
Guy1- Oh. Gross.

by richard-edward November 5, 2010

morning lag

Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.

I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.

by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011

morning special

When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)

Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special

by Etteiod March 12, 2016

moorning

A word used by people to greet cows at the start of the day.

"Good moorning cow!"

by Poorple July 18, 2016