grease old mr meatstick 

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

grease old mr meatstick by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Meatshield

Just like a radiation shield protects you from radiation and a riot shield protects you from rioters, the meat shield protects you from meat.

Is Ane making kebab!? Get the meatshield, quick!

Meatshield by Atzel December 11, 2006

Floundering Meatstick 

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

Floundering Meatstick by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

Worthless meatsack 

The act of being a douche of the bag , having too much cockiness, being a complete waste of space, O2, and being a lazy useless person

Donald trump is a worthless meatsack

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Worthless meatsack by XTH4GHOSTH4CKERX May 15, 2016

meatsack 

An environment enjoyed by many that consists of warmth all around that is very comfortable and enjoyable.

Cassey, lets make this room a meatsack.

meatsack by saxspecialist1 March 1, 2009

Arabian Meatslide 

When a guy takes a shit on his own arm, lets it dip into his girls mouth, then she gives a blowjob.

Guy 1: dude that chick was fcukin crazy! she had me take a shit on my arm then let it drip into her mouth then she sucked my dick!

Guy 2: dude thats an Arabian Meatslide!!!

Arabian Meatslide by BigNalds69 December 20, 2008

Meatsock 

Something that is a meat in a sock.

I want to eat the meatsock.

Meatsock by DrFunk March 24, 2003