Matthew flinders

Known as the gayest school on the Sunshine Coast. Everyone that attends is rich and loves to fuck boys.

Normal kid: what school do you go to

Rich gay kid: Matthew flinders
Normal kid: so you have gay sleepovers with your freinds
Rich gay kid: yes and we fuck all night long

by Jd1947294 August 7, 2021

Matthew Norman

A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).

Lets go to CVS and meet Matthew Norman.

by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

Matteo Riddle

Matteo Riddle is Tom Riddle'a brother. He is hot as fuck and possessive.

Matteo Riddle, it's a name so you use it as...a name.

by dracoriddle_ March 6, 2022

Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy

A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.

Trav : “Oh there’s Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy”
Female : “Gimp”

by wesleypilgrim October 13, 2022