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Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.
I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.
by Gerald November 28, 2003
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Cock Master

A man who can sling his penis with great skill.
"Why is Jon so good with the ladies?"
"Cause he's the Cock Master!"
by Krispen November 7, 2006
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Sketch Master

A very cool and pretty girl. A guy calls a girl a sketch master if he is truly in love with her.
Alex and Minh: Geez katie stop being such a sketch master
Katie: well you guys should stop being in love with me you weiners
by Kate88989898 December 12, 2008
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battle master

A female dominatrix who uses the theme of fantasy games (wizards, dragons, elves, etc.).
Do you like missionary.” “No, I prefer to be a battle master in the bedroom.”
by AdamL0st December 10, 2017
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Halphegation Master

A.K.A ( H.M ) a term used to describe a person whose ability to consume large amounts of food is infinite
Halphegation Master : " Let's Helpheg this table "
by Anonymous H.M June 11, 2007
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Brew Master

When someone is brewing so many farts in their stomach that smell really bad and they do it so much that they achieve master status.
Tom "Dude, Nice rip is that like your 20th brew"

Jason "yea.... so"

Tom "Dude, your a brew master"

Jason "Fuck You"
by nmsnow65 August 9, 2010
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Master reset

Pleasuring oneself before beginning or carrying on with an important, laborious task, in an effort to reset ones mood and boost ones wakefulness.
Eggbert: "Hey, hows revision going for your finals?"

Ethelbert: "Ah, so so. I would have got more done last night but I couldn't get in the mood.."

Eggbert: "I get that myself. You should try doing a master reset! You'll feel like a different person afterwards and be able to loads done!"
by |3anterbury October 31, 2012
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