The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
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Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!
Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!
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by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023
Get the One-man-spit-roast mug.When two big sweaty men grind against a man who is smaller or/and weaker to either show dominance, friendship, or homosexual love
“I got big man sandwiched by two guys who I was glaring at in the gym because they wanted to show dominance” or “My two male friends big man sandwiched me to show platonic love” or “My two boyfriends showed love to me by big man sandwiching me”
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Get the you the man steve mug.A step which allows a man to assume a dominant and masculine role, in which one leg is raised by placing the foot on the man step. This position puts the man's crotch on display and challenges anyone present to question his dominance.
Can be used in a fatherly role to enhance authority, in the office to assume superiority or with a partner or prospective partner to show masculinity and strength.
'clean my man step bitch, its filthy!'
'clean my man step bitch, its filthy!'
by Dr. Two-Step August 5, 2008
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The Senator's wife acts all uppity in public at first when you push her into a toilet stall and yank your meat out in her face, but once she's squatting on the bowl staring at your throbbing sperm-bloated attitude-adjusting man-sicle primed and obviously ready to squirt HER choice of hot piss in her face or hot fuck-snot down her high-faluting fuck-gullet, she usually makes the right choice and goes straight into a blissful suck frenzy without a moment's hesitation. Of course, every now and then she'll gulp down the piss instead, but that's HER choice. 'Tis no sweat off MY balls, so to speak, and as a Politician's wife, she's quite accustomed to being shit on in public.
by Professor G January 23, 2010
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