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Gentlemen, Today we’re gonna talk about two types of men in this world, there are betas, and there are “child groomers!” And if you, my friend, are a child groomer, then you might just be a yogurt male, a more sophisticated, and evolved version of an alpha male who grooms children on the daily.
If you don’t take billionaire quotes from Epstein and use them as inspiration to groom little girls, then clearly, you are a beta cuck!
Number 1: Yogurt males are fans of SPOTEMGOTTEM and Pooh Shiesty, betas got no drip and no bitches! It’s quite simple! If you got Wix a little bit of a flowda jit haircut, clearly, you’re not only a child groomer, but you’re based and red-pilled. I would also definitely say that Kerber Group and Yung Kana are also good musicians that you can follow to teach you more about being a yogurt male.
This leads us to point number 2: Yogurt males are intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty and smoke weed. If you ain’t packin' huge doinks, you’re disgusting! Women are gonna fucking hate you! You gotta watch Rick and Morty, develop your mind to be a little bit more intellectually stimulated. Okay, if you’re not a nihilist, an Atheist, y’know, women are just gonna say “Ew! Ew! You’re fucking disgusting, You’re a little piece of shit, You’re small, you’re a manlet!” I’m clearly six foot seven as you can see, I’m huge!
If you don’t take billionaire quotes from Epstein and use them as inspiration to groom little girls, then clearly, you are a beta cuck!
Number 1: Yogurt males are fans of SPOTEMGOTTEM and Pooh Shiesty, betas got no drip and no bitches! It’s quite simple! If you got Wix a little bit of a flowda jit haircut, clearly, you’re not only a child groomer, but you’re based and red-pilled. I would also definitely say that Kerber Group and Yung Kana are also good musicians that you can follow to teach you more about being a yogurt male.
This leads us to point number 2: Yogurt males are intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty and smoke weed. If you ain’t packin' huge doinks, you’re disgusting! Women are gonna fucking hate you! You gotta watch Rick and Morty, develop your mind to be a little bit more intellectually stimulated. Okay, if you’re not a nihilist, an Atheist, y’know, women are just gonna say “Ew! Ew! You’re fucking disgusting, You’re a little piece of shit, You’re small, you’re a manlet!” I’m clearly six foot seven as you can see, I’m huge!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is grooming children!
Guy 2: Holy shit, dude! What a based and red-pilled Yogurt male!!!
Guy 2: Holy shit, dude! What a based and red-pilled Yogurt male!!!
by ThatDudeFromWisconson December 26, 2021
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Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.
Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.
by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018
Get the Low Value Male mug.The epitome of male class. Makes trashy little asshole frat daddies that treat women like shit look like absolute garbage. Loves his woman and his mother. Runs any party and knows how to keep it going 'till 4 in the morning. Despises saggy pants because "they make you look like an asshole". Can come off as obnoxious, but can be a proper young man when you get to the roots. Gives his woman the utmost respect and whatever she wants and needs. Treats his friends like family. Cigarettes? Too douche-y. The occasional cigar is classy enough for him, with a little Jack. Women are drawn to him while men admire him. Douchebags and anyone who treats women like dirt are jealous of him. He has longer relationships than 90% of frat daddies and would never lay his hands on a woman, especially his mother, sister, girlfriend, or wife. Famous alpha males include George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, James Dean, and Peter Evans.
by BabydollDame22 May 17, 2016
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Person 1: Hey, Beta! Give me your lunch money!
Person 2: I-I'm not a Beta! I'm a Sigma Male!
Person 1: You know that when you use stupid made up internet words I have to give you a swirly, right?
Person 2: I-I'm not a Beta! I'm a Sigma Male!
Person 1: You know that when you use stupid made up internet words I have to give you a swirly, right?
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