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A satire is the rubbery sock wheel of a car wears that has recently been informed it's dog died, and is about to make itself into a tire swing if you know what I mean.
Person 1: Poor thing, it's going through a rough patch in it's life. It's definitely a satire.
Person 2: You mean sad tire?
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: You mean sad tire?
Person 1: Fuck.
by lmaogottem May 22, 2021
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