minnesota mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass

I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!

by reidtard December 14, 2010

Minneapolis

A pile of disappointments.

"How was that blind date last night?"
"Terrible. Total Minneapolis. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

by xxcccxx September 30, 2018

mannello

What one may say to another person who cannot masterbate correctly because they have broken thier arm.

hey mannello did you jerk off today?

by Captain Quark April 19, 2009

minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

mennell

when your tits sag down to our toes

mate my nipples are like mennells

by mr daddy December 4, 2017

Lean Mince

a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

by Lukieboy April 22, 2007

Minnesota snort and blow

1. When a mail unsuspectingly blows his load in the womans mouth, whilst she grabs his head and blows the fresh load in the mails nose thus halking it up and spiting it back in the girls mouth in a fit of rage.

"YHA!!!! How how did you like that minnesota snort and blow bitch!!

by Kock mc Hammertion!! August 21, 2010