Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021

Matt Damon

A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.

She has a huge butt like Matt Damon.

by Styx April 10, 2006

Matt Taylor

Matt Taylor is usually when a kid has a porcupine like haircut, usually associated with the ancient Australian mammal..... kangaroo. Can usually be found in his natural habitat 2K20

Nate-“Hey who’s that with the sharp hair”
Cooper-“ oh that’s just Matt Taylor”

by Thecreepydudespyingonurmisses September 10, 2019

Matt Damon

A synonym to watermelon because when quickly glanced at the words look surprisingly similar.

Did you try on the Matt Damon flavor of chap stick yet?

by N. of G. August 4, 2008

Matt Kisser

Evelyn (A Normal Gal). She is a Matt kisser.

“Hey dude, did you hear? The Matt kisser is here.”
“lol”

by steakandcake December 22, 2021

matt estremera

big and hairy; creepy...very creepy. has very happy eyes. kinda like a dog i would say. a little hair..will allow girls to pee in his bed. has a distinct smell

wow have you seen that matt estremera

by jackster15 October 22, 2008

Matt Damon

V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.

James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009