Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

Cock Master

A man who can sling his penis with great skill.

"Why is Jon so good with the ladies?"
"Cause he's the Cock Master!"

by Krispen November 07, 2006

Sketch Master

A very cool and pretty girl. A guy calls a girl a sketch master if he is truly in love with her.

Alex and Minh: Geez katie stop being such a sketch master
Katie: well you guys should stop being in love with me you weiners

by Kate88989898 December 31, 2006

battle master

A female dominatrix who uses the theme of fantasy games (wizards, dragons, elves, etc.).

“Do you like missionary.” “No, I prefer to be a battle master in the bedroom.”

by AdamL0st December 09, 2017

Halphegation Master

A.K.A ( H.M ) a term used to describe a person whose ability to consume large amounts of food is infinite

Halphegation Master : " Let's Helpheg this table "

by Anonymous H.M May 24, 2007

tong master

the one with the ability to cook a mean barbecue

eg Georgina M is the greatest tong master to ever live, and she's got great charisma

by GMttm November 05, 2009

Master reset

Pleasuring oneself before beginning or carrying on with an important, laborious task, in an effort to reset ones mood and boost ones wakefulness.

Eggbert: "Hey, hows revision going for your finals?"

Ethelbert: "Ah, so so. I would have got more done last night but I couldn't get in the mood.."

Eggbert: "I get that myself. You should try doing a master reset! You'll feel like a different person afterwards and be able to loads done!"

by |3anterbury May 22, 2012