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School -- waste of my life 

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)

Milf-life 

The shelf life of a Milf; How long a Milf will remain a Milf, given unchanging environmental conditions.
1) Dude, you're mom's hot. I would have thought that by her age, she'd be a crone, but she's still got about a 3 year milf-life.

2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.
Milf-life by M Digga September 12, 2008
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About That Life 

When you're young, flashy, and interested in the finer things, such as: fashion, traveling, cars, girls, and high-grade marijuana.
"I'm about that life, nigga
Put you in the game, let you meet my wife, nigga" - Fabolous
About That Life by mwbar February 9, 2012

lifehouse 

Lifehouse (an awesome band);the rock and roll gospel
"Let's listen to the rock and roll gospel according to Lifehouse!"
lifehouse by Lindsay June 15, 2004
Portlife 44 Mutha fucka u kno how it goes down...
Cambridge's Port 44, EC, WC, Coast, and NC Suc dick...Holla!
port life by H.O.V.A. - PL44 March 21, 2003

Miller High Life 

Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
Miller High Life by ric_IH December 16, 2007

Life Achievement 

Similiar to Xbox Live, Life Achievements are various tasks and challenges one can accomplish in real life such as successfully evading the police, urinating on a moving vehicle, or throwing an epic party. Achievements accumulate Lifepoints (LP) based on the difficulty of the task that adds to a persons Lifescore. Life Achievements, and their corresponding point values, can be found from various sources on the internet.
Life Achievements:

Follow Me If You Want To Live - Survive a natural disaster using only your wits and cunning. 100 pts

That Cant Be Healthy - Stay indoors for 3 weeks straight. 50 pts

Nice Hussle Out There - Be the reason that your team lost "the big game". 75 pts
Life Achievement by TuatsuOtter February 4, 2010