Guaranteed Left 

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.

"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."

Guaranteed Left by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

true political left 

Another name for leftists, but also includes anarchists who don't consider themselves leftists. Anyone who is anti-capitalist is a member of the true political left. The true political left includes socialists, marxists, anarchists, etc.

The term is used to distinguish from the political left, which varies by countries and their politics and often includes capitalists who are not far right, and include anarchists who may not consider themselves leftists. The true political left refers to the pure economic horizontal axis of the most common ideology map, the political compass, where any ideology left of the center is anti-capitalist.

American conservatives and reactionaries love to rail on about how Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are puppets of the radical left. Meanwhile the United states hasn't had a prominent politician from the true political left since before the first red scare in the 1910s. Bernie Sanders' policies aren't even socialist, they're that of social democracy.

true political left by leftistmonke November 25, 2020

liberal left 

democrat no question here *cough* MSNBC *cough*

"We'll show you what we mean by the "Liberal Left"

liberal left by epcigamereee November 8, 2020

The Left can't Meme

Creator of the top definition here. Wanted to try and clarify my older definition now that it's been mulling over for everyone a while now, and clear up some misunderstandings. So here we go.

The Left Can't Meme is indeed an immutable fact. But why does it occur? Well the statement has never been an attempt to 'politicize meme culture' as some, left leaning or otherwise, try to posit. It is in fact the opposite. The Left Can't Meme is rather an attempt to POINT OUT the needless politicizing of memes, it being done the majority of the time by left leaning people. The Left Can't Meme as a statement, as a law, has never been about making the case of memes needing to be 'The Left vs The Right', it has always been a defiant declaration of 'The Left vs Everybody, including normal leftists who just want to look at memes'. Do cringy, politically-charged, righteously indignant memes come from people other than Leftists? Yes of course, but the vast, VAST majority of the time when there's a meme that looks like something straight out of a politician's propaganda folder, it's a Leftist who made it. The problem with this law is that it simply will never stop being true, because there will always be people who see memes as a platform for their own righteous indignance, rather than the symbol of humour they were meant to be.

The only thing to be done is for normal people with a sense of humour to point out these political memes and denounce them for what they are: Cringe.

Leftist: >Makes cringe political meme
Rightist: >Makes cringe political meme
Normal human: "These are both equally bad. The Left Can't meme"

The Left can't Meme by Dankulous Memeulon September 16, 2023

It's left

being incorrect, not just wrong but being so very wrong.

That's so wrong it's left, cuz it ain't right.

It's left by |}ark |<night October 10, 2006

right or left? 

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

right or left? by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

UP 'n' LEFT 

A slang term referring to people who live in the upper northwest region of the United States, specifically those living in the Pacific Northwest. Often used by local rappers in the Seattle, Washington area.

Sometimes used in combination with the specific area code for the city of a persons home town.

Hey, where are you from?

I'm from Washington state.

Really? Me too.

Right on, stay down for the up 'n' left

UP 'n' LEFT by The dog pound September 1, 2013