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the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 4, 2024
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Rusty Lantern

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.
The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone
by daddydeals March 14, 2025
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Rusty Lantern

A rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire
During our usual rusty trombone session on Wednesday, we busted out a book of matches to set ablaze his pubic bush to perform the rusty lantern.
by daddydeals March 28, 2025
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Green Lantern Ring Pop

"Green Lantern Ring Pop" describes the act of sticking a ring pop in a women's asshole while having intercourse and then reciting the Green Lantern Oath.
Hal: I pretended her asshole was my Lantern and performed the Green Lantern Ring Pop.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
by Her_boyfriend May 5, 2025
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the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009
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The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
by 4B16 April 28, 2011
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jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt
Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
by dontasky23 October 22, 2012
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