Louisiana Road Block

The act of lubing up a balloon and proceeding to insert it into your partner's anus and then pumping it up aggressively. After inserted and pumped up, you may attempt to pop the balloon with your penis or other penis-shaped objects. Preferably a chilled cucumber.

Wow! I can't believe she's still limping from that Louisiana Road Block I gave her last night.

by Dr. Fornication July 5, 2012

Louisiana Lickin'

The art of getting your dick sucked while eating chicken from Popeyes.

Kathy and I were Louisiana Lickin' last night. I sucked on a chicken bone while she sucked on mine.

by Michael Hunt (P.Eng.) March 27, 2013

Louisiana Potato Chip

When an individual ejaculates on his own chest and leaves it there. The semen hardens on the nipples, becoming crusty in the morning.

It was really awkward when my mom walked in my room this morning and saw that I did a Louisiana Potato Chip.

by Lphaas April 1, 2013

louisiana snowball

Having someone give you a blowjob with Hot Sauce in their mouth and then spitting the ejaculate in your face.

My girlfriend just gave me a Louisiana Snowball and my face is on fire.

by Irish71 May 27, 2014

Louisiana toehole

Fingering a girl with your big-toe.

"Dude did you give Chasity the Louisiana toehole last night?"

"Yeah man my big toe almost got stuck!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 12, 2014

louisiana pound cake

Louisiana pound cake: The act of defecating in the vaginal orifice prior to foot fisting said hole. If 6 or more men are involved it will now be the louisiana pump dump.

Me and the guys gave my ex a louisiana pound cake last night, but it turned in to the pump dump when her dad joined in.

by Walker county goat farm October 30, 2018

Louisiana Exhaust Pipe

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you piss in her ass, and then she lets out a sputtery piss fart.

McGee gave Sab a mean Louisiana Exhaust Pipe last weekend in New York!

by Monkey Fuckers April 23, 2019