ernie's knocking

euphemism for needing to go to the bathroom

Uh-oh Ernie's knocking, i got to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool.

by sumo180 July 7, 2007

Slobber Knocker

1)very insane/intertaining occurence.
2) Sloppy, spit filled kiss.

What a slobber knocker this boxing match is!

Dude thats sick! He just planted a big slobber knocker on him!

by Adam Rage April 27, 2004

Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.

Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Bobby Knocking

The act of repeatedly slapping one's member against the forehead or face of one's partner during foreplay.

I was Bobby knocking my girlfriend last night which turned her on immensely.

by Barrington_2007 January 2, 2009

knob knocker

One who cuts off his own penis and smacks people with it.

Get that thing out of my face and quit being such a knob knocker.

by Shadowstone May 14, 2010

knocker

Male homosexual.
Abbreviation of "fudgeknocker".

Elton John is soooo gay, he's a total knocker !

by dvarpala June 24, 2005

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003